Golf. Beer. Neckties. If you’re in the same boat as me and the fathers in your life don’t fit the mainstream mold, the typical Father’s Day gifts won’t cut it.
12 Funny Father’s Day Gifts That Are Slightly Inappropriate
Here are a few alternative gift ideas for this Father’s Day. Bonus: They’re sure to earn a chuckle from dear old Dad.
But first, a disclaimer: These funny Father’s Day gifts are a smidge on the inappropriate side because the dads I know and love have a…colorful sense of humor. If you’re looking for sweet gifts from the heart instead, this is the list for you: 14 Best Father’s Day Gifts, According to Science.
1. A Role Model
Give the dad in your life someone to look up to. This dad is made of pure awesomeness.
2. The Gift of Perspective
Or on the flip side…
3. For the New Dad
A bedtime story.
4. A Puzzler
If he loves puzzles, this might be the puzzle to end all puzzles. In the words of one Amazon reviewer: “If you want to give someone an impossible puzzle that’ll take them years to complete, this is a winner. Have fun, you masochists.”
5. For the Dad You Married
A card that says it all.
6. A Sweet Sentiment
Save yourself the hassle of picking up every card in the grocery store to find the right one. This is it.
7. A Statement
To fit every occasion. In the UK, people say “bollocks,” but in the US it’s…
8. A Bathroom Book
This will get Dad laughing at the expense of other dads.
9. An Education
If Dad wants to keep up with what the kids are saying these days but ends up embarrassing himself, these flash cards will get him squared away.
10. Best Title Ever
Here’s a funny memoir from a one-of-a-kind man and father.
11. A Warning
If Dad loves to run or power walk around the neighborhood, get him this ring that works just like a bike bell. He’ll crack himself up watching pedestrians scatter. But just remember, he might get a kick out of sneaking up on unsuspecting kids at home and scaring the peanuts out of them, too.
12. New Material
If Dad’s told the same jokes 72 billion times, give him (and everyone else) the gift of some new material.
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Got any more ideas for funny Father’s Day gifts? Share in a comment below!